TARG ZINE ISSUE #12 - MARCH

OK it’s the start of the month and as promised we have issue #12 of TARG Zine ready for you.


This month... your eyeballs will receive a fantastic SESAME STREET/POINTER SISTERS inspired cover beautifully illustrated by DJ KJ MAXX!. 15 year old FELIX & Director of Record Reviews, shares his thoughts about DIRTY RAIN by FLYING FORTRESS, YOGI  has curated an insane line-up of shows, all of which are described in this months PEROGRAM, read on to learn what Josh’s toys are up to & what our Wizard of the Month has to say about hangover prevention techniques. B.A. Johnston reviews his own record, Slo’ Tom offers up some wisdom in his advice column, SKA Jeff shares his top 5 punk covers by a metal band, ZOLTARG the discount astrologic fortune teller reads your stars, the PINBALL SOLUTIONS column will make you a better FISH TALES player & Jennilee gets mega Zen with this months colouring page + a bunch more stuff. Drop by TARG to get your copy or download the PDF here.

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ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! The February Issue Of TARG ZINE.

Ok here we go #11 is ready for your eyeballs should you dare.

IN THIS ISSUE: We have some arcade themed valentines day TARG cards you can clip out and give to yer sweetheart, Felix celebrates Black Metal History Month with a BATHORY review, Slo’ Tom has some Valentine’s advice for the lovelorn, We get a peek at  some awkward & not so romantic scenes with Josh’s toys, The Bearded Wizard teaches us some Pinball Yoga poses… Pinball Yoga??? Photographer Andrew Carver shares his fave Ottawa Rock pics, A chance for you to win free perogies by colouring in Elixir Wizard Jennilee’s adorable Robotic Cupid illustration  + Yogi’s Perogram has all the info you need to plan your Feb live music intake. But wait.... Who is Wizard of the month, what are Ska Jeff’s Hi Fives, Who is the pin up this time around???? Enqueuing minds want to know. Grab your copy at TARG or download it here:

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TARG EXCLUSIVE! Hear The New BA JOHNSTON Single NOW.

Self described “failed showman” BA Johnston never stops. He never stops touring, he never stops making us piss out pants with laughter & he never stops putting out records. “Shit Sucks”, BA’s 10th studio album will be officially released on Feb 27th (Mammoth Cave Recording Co.).

House Of TARG is arguably the closest thing this strange performer has to a natural habitat so we are honoured and excited to be the place where you can hear the first single off this album - “Gonna End Up Working In Fort McMurray”. Enjoy! 

Catch BA Johnston Live at House Of TARG on FRIDAY MARCH 27 2015.

GET MORE INFO HERE

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In With The New, Shout Outs To The Old. Issue #10 of TARG Zine Is In The House.

The January Zine is very much about old & new, beginnings and endings and how they all coexists in a mysterious cocktail called life. We hope you laugh and learn, flipping through the pages while you wait for your perogies or take a break from your favourite game.

IN THIS ISSUE
Did you know House Of TARG started off as a warehouse rehearsal studio 13 years ago? Get the full scoop on how we got from there to here in Yogi’s column “Words From The Wizard”. Young Felix breaks from his Classic Album reviews to offer you something a little different. Spectrasonic’s Shawn Scallen shares some of his amazing punk concert photos from the 80’s & 90’s. Andrew’s Pinball Solutions features a guide to mind blowing scores on our 1991 Williams Hurricane pinball machine. Klingon Korner will teach you some conversational phrases from the Star Trek universe. Big news for bacon lovers. The January Pin Up features 4 fiesty grrls who will be celebrating one final hurrahRawRawRiot at TARG this month and of course Elixir Wizard Jennilee gives us an adorable colouring page that could get you a free plate of perogies. Get yer copy at House of TARG or download it here: 

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WHAAAAAT! Issue #9 Of TARG Zine is Out.

The year is drawing to a close and we can’t believe we managed to put on nearly 150 concerts & serve bazilions of perogies since we opened in April... WHAAAAT! we also can hardly believe issue #9 of TARG zine is now out. Thanks for flipping’ through and downloading issues 1-8.

The December TARG zine is a look back on what made 2014 so special, a glimpse into the future and everything you need to know to make the present killer.

Ska Jeff counts down his top 5 Ottawa record releases for the year. There’s a photo essay featuring some of our favourite performers who played at TARG. Felix the millennial reviews a seminal album by a pioneering Florida death metal band. Slo’ Tom treats us with a Christmas story of greed, deceit, punishment and repentance. Big news from Ottawa’s little punk/metal label "Uncle D Records”. Andrew has some hot pinball tips for you. There’s a gift guide for those of you who have trouble leaving the arcade + news about a bunch of new games at TARG, another fantastik colouring page form Elixir Wizard Jennilee & an out-of-this-world (thankfully) pin-up. We hope to see you for games, xmas parties & record releases all month long as we count down to 2015. Get yer copy at House of TARG or download it here:

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Mustaches For Kids & TARG Join Forces To Help Kids

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For the entire month of November 2014 all quarters pumped into WrestleFest will be donated to a cool charity called Mustaches for Kids (www.m4kottawa.org). 

They grow lip hair to raise money for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Since 8 of the 10 selectable characters in WrestleFest are afflicted with facial hair, we thought we would lend some of our House Of TARG arcade mustache power to this great cause. The Ottawa chapter of M4K has been growing since 2005 and has raised over $150,000. Amazing.

Countdown To Stache Bash 2014

The brave M4K men who have sacrificed their beautiful mugs to help kids will be gathering at House Of TARG on Fri Nov 28th to parade their lip gardens. These facial hair stuntmen will be in full costume as they get judged by their peers in various events at this years Sweetest Mustache Competition. Let's show these gentlemen some support and see how much they managed to raise for the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

FRIDAY NOV 28th 7pm - 9pm
House of TARG

After the Stache Bash Stick Around For:
YUMA COUNTY + Chris Page + Chops & The Holics
Presented by: House Of TARG
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm
Cover: $5