SEASONS BEATINGS NITE 2: Remi Royale + Heino + The Double Pumpers + Gandlaf + more
Presented by: House of TARG, Ashton Brewing
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm
Cover: $10 / 19+
NITE 2: A Weirdo Winter Wonderland
OTTAWA'S LOW CULTURE SEASONAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.
REMI ROYALE (lounge/comedy)
North America's 2nd test tube baby, 1st recipient of a baboon liver transplant, inventor of the chip clip, 5 time blood sport champion, founder of the children's wish foundation... Ottawa's most active lounge singer with the most active sweat glands.
HEINO (T.O./L.A. Comedy/Impersonator)
A tough one to explain. The uber talented actor/comedian & Campbell's Chunky Soup commercial star Marc Hickox takes on the highly unusual project of impersonating Germany's most successful & strange crooner Heino. Expect to be thoroughly freaked out!!!!
THE DOUBLE PUMPERS (Ottawa STONER)
Passionate exponents of dude rawk, Ottawa’s Double Pumpers bleed classique riffology, oozing a chemistry only a straight up bro-down can ensure. Formed in 2003, Damian Sawka (rollicking 4-string bombast/sweet vox), Dave Martindale (frenzied old-skool six string technique/impassioned vox) and Paul “Yogi” Granger (meat n’ potato skin thumper) converge to create a timeless tone marrying the austerity of Captain Beyond
with the force of the Sabs and a hint of what made BTO Canada’s greatest hard rock expungers. This is sweaty, beer-soaked rawk n’ roll unashamed to explore the bluesier side of the street and their latest offering, Old Gold, cranks out solid jams sure to get your ass offa that greasy barstool and onto the dance floor.
"Steeped in fuzzy guitar-rock as perfected by Thin Lizzy, the boogie-laden groove of opening
track "Hit You Hard Enough" is a powerful shot of slippery guitar lines, fat-backed drumming and thunderous bass, complete with an unforgettable, chant-along chorus. One expects the Double Pumpers to be the next step in the evolution of bands inspired by Tricky Woo and Shikasta's finest work."
GANDLAF: The Wizard of Comedy
Live Stand-up from Middle Earth - He’s the Don Rickles of Gondor, the Rodney Dangerfield of Rohan! An unlimited supply of gags in his bag of holdin', he’s the J.R.R Tolkien of jokin’… he’s the Wizard of Comedy. If you don't laugh like a hyena, he will turn you into one.
CHESTAL HESHOLES FLEA CIRCUS
Death defying feats performed by fleas all under the supervision of master trainer Chestal Heshole. It's the smallest show on earth! Absolutely no dogs will be admitted to this show.
PLUS all the usual wacked out videos, comedy shorts & stuff you have come to expect from a Seasons Beatings Recital over the past 10 years.