SEASONS BEATINGS NITE TWO: Remi Royale + Slo' Tom + Gandlaf: The Wizard of Comedy + Expanda Fuzz

Presented by: House of TARG, Necro Amusements
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm / 19+
Cover: $8 before 10pm / $10 after 10pm

NITE 2: A Weirdo Winter Wonderland
OTTAWA'S LOW CULTURE SEASONAL EVENT OF THE YEAR. 

REMI ROYALE
(lounge/comedy)
North America's 2nd test tube baby, 1st recipient of a baboon liver transplant, inventor of the chip clip, 5 time blood sport champion, founder of the children's wish foundation... Ottawa's most active lounge singer with the most active sweat glands.


SLO' TOM & THE HANDSOME DEVILS (country)
He'll get your toe tappin', your funny bone twitchin' & your tears flowin' with all of his AMAZING country hits. Slo' Tom is an Ottawa institution - he played in the legendary punk band Furnace Face, He fixes your amps at Spacemanmusic.com & he writes the hilarious "advice" column for TARG ZINE.... but enough about Tom... his band, the Handsome Devils are wicked & feature members of important Ottawa groups from yesteryear like: The John Henrys, Neanderthal Sponge & King Kung. Highly entertaining! 

GANDLAF: The Wizard of Comedy
Live Stand-up from Middle Earth - He’s the Don Rickles of Gondor, the Rodney Dangerfield of Rohan! An unlimited supply of gags in his bag of holdin', he’s the J.R.R Tolkien of jokin’… he’s the Wizard of Comedy. If you don't laugh like a hyena, he will turn you into one.
*Warning some Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts may find the content offensive

EXPANDA FUZZ (Ott Indie Fuzz Drone)
This duo (Leila & Chris Page) offers up a dark cuisine of droney hooks, garage spunk and muddy pop, all crushed with a Velvet Underground spirit, Helium flavour and Suicide daydream. A LIK-M-AID of creepy-crawly. A FUN DIP of drone-y hooks. For fans of the Jesus & Mary Chain & alt sad rock.

PLUS all the usual wacked out videos, comedy shorts & stuff you have come to expect from a Seasons Beatings Recital over the past 10 years.

PERFORMANCES  POWERED BY:
Beau's All Natural, Collective Arts Brewing & Whitewater Brewing