Presented by: House of TARG, PBR
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm
You have been exposed to a deadly contagion known as VIRUS 22.214.171.124. This uncontrollable Vector has been responsible for countless disappointments, failures & general malaise throughout the past year. House of TARG is offering a Quarantine compound to neutralize the plague & has been authorized by the National Infectious Diseases Center to begin working on the Anti-Virus.
TREATMENTS PROVIDED BY:
DJ KJ MAXX & DJ REMI ROYALE + THE TARG Infectious Diseases Unit
- protective suit / initial de-contamination procedure / observation & assessments by trained specialists / Games of chance to increase your acesss to limited vaccine supply / Distractions to make your last days on earth pleasurable (if the vaccine is unsuccessful)
Our team of Infectious Disease Specialists have discovered that the following treatments stabilize Virus 126.96.36.199:
ADVANCE TIX AVAILABLE AT HOUSE OF TARG Starting Thurs Dec 10.
House of TARG and PBR present – NEW YEARS EVE 2015 QUARANTINE – hooo boy, this one is gonna be a doozy. Tickets on sale at the bar for a night you won’t ever forget - TARG has become well known for our HALLOWEEN and NEW YEARS shows – every year we take it up a notch and push ourselves to bring you an insane night of entertainment, prizes, games and weirdo fun PLUS there will be plenty of dancing courtesy of DJ KJMaxx & DJ REMI ROYALE – join us - we have the *virus 188.8.131.52.* vaccine!!!