TARG NYE: QUARANTINE - virus 2.0.1.5.

Presented by: House of TARG, PBR
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm
Cover: $10

You have been exposed to a deadly contagion known as VIRUS 2.0.1.5. This uncontrollable Vector has been responsible for countless disappointments, failures & general malaise throughout the past year. House of TARG is offering a Quarantine compound to neutralize the plague & has been authorized by the National Infectious Diseases Center to begin working on the Anti-Virus.

TREATMENTS PROVIDED BY:
DJ KJ MAXX & DJ REMI ROYALE + THE TARG Infectious Diseases Unit

ALSO INCLUDES: 
- protective suit / initial de-contamination procedure / observation & assessments by trained specialists / Games of chance to increase your acesss to limited vaccine supply / Distractions to make your last days on earth pleasurable (if the vaccine is unsuccessful)

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Our team of Infectious Disease Specialists have discovered that the following treatments stabilize Virus 2.0.1.5:
1) Dancing
2) Drinking
3) Pinball
4) Perogies

TICKETS
ADVANCE TIX AVAILABLE AT HOUSE OF TARG Starting Thurs Dec 10.
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House of TARG and PBR present – NEW YEARS EVE 2015 QUARANTINE – hooo boy, this one is gonna be a doozy. Tickets on sale at the bar for a night you won’t ever forget - TARG has become well known for our HALLOWEEN and NEW YEARS shows – every year we take it up a notch and push ourselves to bring you an insane night of entertainment, prizes, games and weirdo fun PLUS there will be plenty of dancing courtesy of DJ KJMaxx & DJ REMI ROYALE – join us - we have the *virus 2.0.1.5.* vaccine!!!