Presented by: Necro Amusements, Beau's All Natural
Doors: 9pm / Show at 10pm
Cover: $6 before 10pm / $8 after 10pm

OTTAWA'S LOW CULTURE EVENT OF THE YEAR IS BACK TO HELP SET THE BAR EVEN LOWER FOR YOUR PAINFULLY BLEAK X-MAS SEASON.

REMI ROYALE (lounge/comedy)
North America's 2nd test tube baby, 1st recipient of a baboon liver transplant, inventor of the chip clip, 5 time blood sport champion, founder of the children's wish foundation... Ottawa's most active lounge singer with the most active sweat glands.

SLO' TOM & THE HANDSOME DEVILS (country)
He'll get your toe tappin', your funny bone twitchin' & your tears flowin' with all of his AMAZING country hits. Slo' Tom is an Ottawa institution - he played in the legendary punk band Furnace Face, He fixes your amps at Spacemanmusic.com & he writes the hilarious "advice" column for TARG ZINE.... but enough about Tom... his band, the Handsome Devils are wicked & feature members of important Ottawa groups from yesteryear like: The John Henrys, Neanderthal Sponge & King Kung. Highly entertaining!  
Listen to some Slo' Tom

SUPER AWESOME CLUB (weirdo jazz?)
It's like jazz but if jazz didn't suck! Featuring Matt Ouimet (drums), Steve Boudreau (keys), Jake Von Wurden (bass), Wayne Eagles (guitar). Guaranteed to make you quit music and sell your instrument.

FESTIVE FILTERS & MERRY MODULATIONS (Synth Madness)
Tone bending genius Michael Caffrey of RAAS, will perform all of your favourite Christmas Carols live with a futuristic electronic twist in-between bands. For fans of Switched On Santa!

PLUS A SPECIAL SCREENING OF BLAKE & JOSH'S LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THE ONGOING "BLEAK CHRISTMAS TRILOGY" A BLEAK CHRISTMAS: Christmas ComaToast

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